Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
How many nights a week you wake up with sticky boxers cause you were dreaming of Clay Aiken? Your wife mad?
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
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I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
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This was baby jesus's way of getting you to wait until the next bikini wax
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
just found a someones bra in what seems to be a mix of pickle juice and vodka in my fridge. Who was over here lately?
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
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