Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
I wanted to dispute a few 411 charges on my phone bill. The service rep told me I called them four times asking for Lady Gaga's number.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
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it glows. i had to have it.
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
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I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
I can't tell if I'm still on the hangover from last night, or if I'm experiencing the one from tomorrow, because it was so powerful that it actually traveled back through time...
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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