So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
Call me old fashioned but i like to drunk dial a girl 2 or 3 times before sending a dick pic
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
It's like my life is one of those movies where after a bunch of outlandish events that only happen in a movie the girl realizes her true life calling and lives a great life with a sexy man of multiple races. But I'm stuck in the fucked up part where 25 year olds come in their pants.
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
People don't believe me when I say the bruises are from work. They just smile and say "right." Trust me, I WISH my sex life was that exciting.
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