if i die, you can have my worn out liver and american apparel deep v's.sell the liver to a chinese restaurant
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
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Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
Are you responsible for the syringes and miniature cactus garden that has magically taken over my fridge?
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I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
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