My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
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