she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
I'm calling into work with a wicked case of sledge hammer crotch. She has to understand
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
I guess the wine stains on your shirt and the $2 vodka tonics you're sweating out just scream, "Welcome to DC, please ask me for directions."
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
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