If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
So I woke up today with someone's door knob in my pocket. I hope everbody else got out of the house ok.
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
we're at the bar celebrating my ex bootycall getting his new gf pregnant... and me narrowly escaping a future as kitty foreman
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