The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
...so i touched it.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
Sexting gets boring after a while. I'm eating a sandwich right now and googling 'sexting ideas' and just copy/pasting lines.
It's a good sandwich though.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
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