I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
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She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
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It's not even 8:30a, wine glass is broken, there's sugar everywhere, and your mom just asked me what MILF means.
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
You cuddled up under the blanket because you said it smelled like Santa and vodka.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
I stole a block of cheese from the party last night and put it in my purse but I got so drunk that I left my purse on the floor and my dog ate it.
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