Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
He came to the party late, didn't bring tacos, and then asked what shennanigans we were getting into. I swear I will never fuck another hipster.
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
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then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
You know it’s going to be a rough day when you scream “Get fucked” at your alarm clock
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
My mom found me this morning passed out, face down on my dinning room floor
That must have been one awkward situation haha
Well I woke up in my bed.... I don't remember her finding me
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