You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
honey bunches of taint.
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
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Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
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well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
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