do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
My costume for the end of the world party was a success. Everyone in the ER thought I was there because I got hit by a car when it was actually from alcohol poisoning.
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
My new years resolution is going to be to stop drunk snapchatting old hook ups asking them when we're going to bang again
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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