Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
Hovering on the line between her being fuckable and me being too drunk to fuck. Life's juggling act in progress here.
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
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