my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
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