Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
The chick I hooked up with last night is my girlfriend older sister. Who is in town visiting. Who I just met. Who I just had dinner With. Who is here along with their parents and the whole family. How did my luck get so bad?
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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