She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
when I woke up I found a half-eaten cherry toaster strudel sandwich with bacon in the middle.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
He's giving me the absolute bare minimum amount of attention. Like whatever motherfucker, I've had like six super likes on tinder today
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
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