dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
Drunkenly found an error on my bar tab last night. THANK YOU ACCOUNTING.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
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I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
We had to coat check the pizza.
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
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I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
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