I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
Her mom drove me home after I blew a .13 So there I am wishing her mom a happy mother's day sitting in the passenger seat where I just banged her daughter 15 min prior
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
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