i'm telling everyone you had sex with a puerto rican drug lord
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
bro...we were banging on her floor and her dog walked in and started licking my balls
porn star boner night. come get it.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
Still slightly drunk, sitting in Hyde park village. Two small children are dancing and singing "call me maybe" on the fountain in front of me. Am I hallucinating?
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
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