hey call me
can't. in the shower.
... and this is probably why your phone does not work half the time.
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Who knew that being in a committed relationship is the same thing as forced celibacy? Did not sign up for this.
He told me he could read braille... with his tongue. So I took him home. I don't think he was lying
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
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