Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
This tiny Canadian guy just tipped me $20, a piece of gum, and a joint. I wasn't working. He literally tipped me for talking to him.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
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