The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?
I'll teach you how to wipe better
I like complaining with weaving words and complex sentences. It makes me seem more sophisticated and less bitchy.
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
My vibrator broke.
Dude it's been less than twelve hours. Did you sleep?
Don't worry about that. I need a new vibrator.
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