the ugly redhead just came into the bar, wearing a sombrero...by herself... who is going to tell her that its not cool to throw themed parties when you're the only guest?
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
I want you more than these girls want KFC
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
I'M OFFICIATING THIS WEDDING. HOLY SHIT.
Hey buddy, turns out those were the PB&shroomwiches, soooo you may want to reconsider dinner with your girlfriends family tonight...
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