69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
headbutted the bartender, tried to bite the bouncer, and pissed on a cops shoes. and i still got laid. god, it's good to be home
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
Found my wallet. It was under my dresser with a note that said "good job you found me". Drunk me is an ass.
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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