yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
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She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
COOKIE DOUGH CUPCAKES ARE A THING
Did you really just send me a blank text in response to news as awesome as that?
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
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It's 4:30 AM and I just walked through a line of 10 deer without them freaking out. I am the campus deer king.
I just found out that there's a bar that has happy hour at 12 pm. It's like the universe doesn't want me to be sober
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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