By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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