People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
I was freaked out. No man over 50 is allowed to touch me. Ever. Unless you're Michael Bolton. Then please do.
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
Randomize
