Are we in a gay sports bar?
Only a mothe r could love this liver
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
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I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
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I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
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