We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
my mom just informed me that i masturbate loudly
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
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Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
how thoroughly do i need to sanitize the cone the vet put around my dog's neck for it to be safe to use as a beer bong?
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well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
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