Her vagina should come with caution tape.
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
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