I heard some girl say 'yeah he mustve been so drunk he kept mumbling and repeating himself'
And I thought
Fuck I do that shit every weekend
Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
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I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
I just realized I am holding a beer in 133 out of 134 photos of me on my facebook page.
Nobody is perfect
I'm at Waffle House wearing one of the paper hats in the other
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
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Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
I just used my VA prescription bottle of xanax to get a military discount at the liquor store. I win.
Only you could get away with that.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
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