And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
Was I asleep on the ride home?
Yea, then when I tried to hold your head up on a turn, you round house punched me in the face.
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If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
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And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
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