I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
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i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
arnt you supposed to become a mature adult when you move out of your parents house?
Moving out doesnt mean I'm mature, it means I can make pancakes and bacon at 3 in the morning and no one can judge me.
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
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but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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