Even my Mr Clean Magic Eraser can't make last night disappear.
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
we made out on top of his cat.
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
I got a text saying, "It's so great to throw tomatoes at seagulls."
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
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