UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
Just got a lapdance on the metro. She said she was on maternity leave and needed the practice.
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
It all started with a game of naked twister.
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