it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
don't worry, i already broke the ice when i told the story about how i super glued a picture of big bird to my vag.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
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