I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
He told me he had more lines than a plaid shirt
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
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winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
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He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
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