it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
I wish life was like the Sims. Right when you're pregnant the music would play and I would just know instead of agonizing for the next two weeks.
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
They took my balls.
We have so much sex to catch up on
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
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