I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
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he seriously made his penis a facebook.
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
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He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
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