i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
I had a dream that chipotle was out of burritos... Was more like a nightmare.. Gotta go make sure it wasn't real now
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
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Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
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You know, you have a good excuse now if you have a poor performance. Just say "what do you expect? I took a paintball to the DICK!!"
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
I love FaceTime, every time you ring me the morning after its like I went home with your one night stand too.
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
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