have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
Randomize
