Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
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I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
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You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
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