Last night drunk me texted a sure to be hungover me my class schedule and locations for today. I'm like a mom preparing her child for the first day of school
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
There is nothing quite so pathetic as sitting in bed in your underwear eating easy mac in complete silence, waiting for Netflix to load
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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