The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
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she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
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He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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