bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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