i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
Just flooded the bathroom while masturbating in the shower. Managed to squeege most of it up. Desperately need to get laid.
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
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also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
I think my Halloween costume this year will be made entirely of pillows and I'll be Marshmellow girl or Kirby. That way I'm comfortable, warm, and if I fall over drunk I'm safe.
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
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Go to hungover. Go directly to hungover. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
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