I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
Everclear isn't food dammit
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
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