That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
I ishhh haha are u coming nack easyer?
the fact that I know you're asking me if I'm coming home for easter makes me believe I speak fluent vodka.
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
I expected better sex from someone with the word CHAOS tattooed above his dick. But on the bright side, he was down to watch a documentary on Honey Badgers afterwards so I guess I'll keep him around.
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
I just found an entire bag of French fries under the seat of my car labeled "For emergency use only" drunk me is always planning ahead.
Randomize
