Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
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