so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
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