Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
Are my feet made of real feet?
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
I have come to the conclusion that my perfect boyfriend is a cardboard cutout of Link with a dildo attatched. Also, Merry Christmas.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
Oh man I missed being single! Two different guys just sent me dick pics during my kid’s little league game.
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
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