Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
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Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
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I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
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