I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
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WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
Just got shoved by an Elvis impersonator. Evidently it isn't cool to ask how much of a disappointment they are in the eyes of their parents.
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
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2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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