The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
there is a ziplock bag over sangria in a wineglass in the fridge...classy?
I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
i like how i just referred to his pregnant wife as the "other" melissa and you didn't even judge me.
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
Randomize
