i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
We were sexting and then the radio announced robert pattinson would be playing kurt cobain in a movie and it totally killed the mood
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
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you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
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The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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