Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
Wow so 15 missed calls, a vm AND a text saying come downstairs? ...And where is downstairs? Explain.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
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They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
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Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
Some rando guy literally just put my shoes on and tied them for me because I'm drunk... Is this what it feels like to be a princess?
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
Today some guy at work told me I had the nicest hair he's ever seen and my response was "thanks I grew it myself". This is why I'm single.
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
Thumbs up
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
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