i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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