my room smells like sperm. sweet.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
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