Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
Whatever you do tomorrow don't let me put on the Borat mankini and yell "POLAR PLUNGE!!" while diving into the pool
The pool is covered.....
Like that would stop me.
Wouldn't life be so much easier if you could just walk up to attractive men and say, "Let me bear your children" and it wouldn't be creepy?
Or possibly end in a restraining order?
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
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