do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
My apartment stinks of burning failure
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